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VanillaBeast: Retro Knock-Out!
A Parody Game
NOTE* As we’ve done in the trailers, short description, and now here on the main page, we want to inform you (the consumer) that Retro KO! is a CHALLENGING retro game. Most games call themselves “retro” but only appear that way graphically. Everything about them is modern including game design, difficulty level, and they hold your hand through the entire game, that’s not retro. We DO NOT coddle you. We grew up going from Atari 2600 in the 80s to the NES in the 90s facing the real Mike Tyson in Punch-Out!, trying to kill Jaws in the NES game, fighting through hordes of evil in Ghosts N’ Goblins, and understanding the sewer system in the OG TMNT, all without hand-holding, YouTube to bail us out, or smart phones to give us every answer at the touch of a button. The mission of Retro KO! is to show you, the gamer, that we know retro games and we’re not giving into this current microwave generation that wants everything fast and handed to them without having to earn it. We want you to laugh at the jokes, enjoy the game at your own pace, but also to feel a sense of accomplishment when you beat an opponent. We want you to remember what it’s like to have to scoot up to the screen, turn your hat backwards, and actually focus to beat a boss. We’re not for everyone, we know that, and we want it that way. All that being said, we designed Retro KO! to make you LAUGH. So, sit back, grab a adult beverage of choice and see if you’re tough enough to make your way through the Venereousville Boxing ranks and defeat Tike Myson for all the glory!
Key Fetures:
- Over 30 parody boxers with hilarious intros, dialog, and animations. Face off against Fake Jaul, Mason Gorehees, Cocky, Iron Druggo, Macho Boxer Dandy Ravage, Smasher Wang, and of course the reigning champ.. Tike Myson.
- Gorgeous character and level design paying homage to the OG Punch-Out!
- Awesome indoor and outdoor parody venues such as “Madison’s Bare Garden” and “Big Bounce Beach” offer fun and unique boxing locations.
- Beautiful story illustrated by Oleg Okunev (Perky Little Things, Pestilence, Metropolis: Lux Obscura, etc.).
- 10-point must scoring system, just like the pros use.
- Classic soundtrack featuring original 8-Bit chiptunes as well as modern parody tracks.
- Full boxer entrances complete with ring walks, dialog, and intro music.
- Retro-style gameplay brought together with modern animation and game design. We have something for retro gamers as well as true boxing fans.
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